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Give me a pack of menthol 100s and a
lottery ticket.

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Hey, Beavis.

3
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There's a check.

4
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Yeah. Go talk to her, buddy. Come on.

5
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You can have this one, dude.

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I'm going to wait for something better.

7
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Yeah. I think she wants me anyways.

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Go talk to her.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Talk to her.

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Yeah, I should do that, huh? Yeah, that
would be cool.

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We're gonna score.

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Shana, would you hurry up and get your
funky butt out of the bed? Oh, did you

15
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hear that? She just called her monkey
butt. Yeah.

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That was pretty cool.

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I'm getting kind of sick of Janet
Jackson.

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Yeah.

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She always has a bunch of chicks sitting
around talking before the video.

20
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That's a pretty nice hotel.

21
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Yeah. When you're, like, rich and
famous, you can stay in those really

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hotels where they have, like, adult
videos and hourly rates and stuff like

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How come hotels have hourly rates
anyway?

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Because, dumbass, it only takes, like,
an hour to do it. Wow.

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A whole hour?

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A whole whore.

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A whole whore.

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You can get on the phone and be like,
uh, room service?

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I'd like, uh, some bacon and a couple
cokes and a bunch of whores.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And a side order of poop.

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Uh, what did you say, Beaver? I was just
saying, um, and a side order of poop.

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You know.

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Oh, boy.

35
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You just sent my boner into the ground.

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Sorry about that.

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Yeah, I thought it was pretty cool.

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To go with the horror, you know.

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Shut up, Leva.

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Excuse me.

41
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Are those bunghole boys you're wearing?

42
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Yes.

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Bunghole boys.

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You want this?

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Can you handle this?

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Could you handle this, Beavis?

47
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Yes.

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If I can handle this, I can probably
handle that.

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What are you doing, Beavis? I'm doing my
monkey boy.

50
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Damn it, Beavis. Get down.

51
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I am getting down.

52
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Rat -a -tat -tat, badass.

53
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Hey,

54
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you boneheads.

55
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You come in here every Friday night. You
stand there for six hours scaring off

56
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my customers.

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And all you ever buy is one damn soda.

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Uh, yeah?

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You little turds will never get near a
woman. Now finish your sodas and get

60
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Uh, maybe that guy is right, Beavis.

61
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Yeah, we probably should buy something
else, like something to eat.

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Uh, how much money you got?

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Ah, never in a damn dime.

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Hello?

65
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Hey!

66
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We want, like, some service or
something.

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We want some service, dammit!

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Is

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anyone

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gonna ring us up? What's going on?

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Don't worry, dude. I know how to work
one of these.

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Check this out.

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Evening, ladies.

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Will that be all for you?

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Come on, butthead, I was here first.

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Dammit, Beavis, can't you see I'm
working?

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Well, uh, would you like anything else
with that, ladies?

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What in the hell?

79
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Police, this is Maxi Mark. I got a
robbery in progress.

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Armed? Aren't all kids armed?

81
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Okay, where are you now? I'm in the back
room.

82
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Okay, well, just stay there. We'll send
some men right over.

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I got him now.

84
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Uh, let's see.

85
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Damn it, I've done this before at Burger
World.

86
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Uh,

87
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I'll be with you ladies in a minute.

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I was first, you know.

89
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But you can go.

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That's the kind of guy I am.

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Attention!

92
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We have the place surrounded.

93
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Whoa. Check it out.

94
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Maybe they're gonna, like, shoot
someone.

95
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Cool.

96
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Steady. Steady, boys.

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I don't want a lot of bloodshed.

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I'll get it.

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Uh, hello?

100
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Maxi Mart, may I help you?

101
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Listen, this is Police Captain Finnelli.
We don't want anyone to get hurt.

102
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You tell us your demands and we'll work
this thing out together.

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Hello?

104
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Just tell us what you want. Anything.

105
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Really?

106
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Hey, Beavis. He says we can have
anything we want.

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And he's a cop.

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Get nachos. Get some nachos.

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Uh, could we have some nachos?

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Nachos? Uh, okay.

111
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That would be cool.

112
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And, uh, like, uh, some burritos and
corn nuts.

113
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Yeah, yeah, and some string cheese.

114
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Yeah.

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Uh, can we, like, give some stuff to
these two chicks?

116
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Would you care for a wiener?

117
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Where the hell are the cops? What are
they waiting for?

118
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You sons of bitches, get out of my
store!

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I got a gun back there. You come in here
again, I'm gonna use it.

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Freeze!

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Hey,

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Butt -head, how are you singing? Shut
up, Beavis. Oh, my God.

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You may be about to see the coolest
video you have ever seen in your life.

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Now, Beavis?

125
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Uh... Beavis?

126
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Uh... Beavis?

127
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This guy's probably just like a stuntman
or something.

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I bet he's not even in the band, huh?

129
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Like, what's this song supposed to be
about, anyway?

130
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Whoa.

131
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Look at that dude back there.

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Beavis?

133
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Beavis? Are you there?

134
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Beavis, what's your problem?

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Beavis, it's not even real. It's just,
like, specially packed.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, no.

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This is cool.

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This is a damn good video.

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It's like... Beavis, are you going to
say anything?

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No.

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Damn it, Beavis. Snap out of it.

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Dumbass.

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I'm going to change the channel.
Butthead, I'm only going to tell you

145
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If you touch that remote, I'm going to
kick your ass. Yeah, right.

146
00:09:06,060 --> 00:09:08,340
Damn it, Beaver. Nap out of it right
now.

147
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Oh, what happened? Where am I?

148
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You're right here, Beaver.

149
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What's your problem?

150
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Oh, I just, like, blacked out or
something. What's going on?

151
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We just saw a dude running around on
fire.

152
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No way, really? And I missed it?

153
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Uh, no, you saw the whole thing,
dumbass.

154
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Wow.

155
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I don't know. I wasn't here.

156
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My nails!

157
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Captain, they're clean.

158
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No guns?

159
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Uh, that guy inside, like, threatened us
with a gun.

160
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Really? Yeah, he said he was gonna shoot
us.

161
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I thought this whole thing started.

162
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Well, I think we've been had, boys.

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Let's go in and get them.

164
00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:07,760
Wait,

165
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what are you doing?

166
00:10:16,380 --> 00:10:17,380
Well,

167
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you boys made it through a rough ordeal
and you managed to keep your cool.

168
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You should be proud.

169
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Yeah.

170
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We're pretty cool.

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